Ten Plagues
GOD: What’s the latest?
MOSES: Same as before. The Pharaoh won’t let us go.
GOD: What about the plague? Did he say anything about how I turned the ...
Math Problems
Unit 4 Test
Please show your work
A name-brand bottle of rum costs $12.95. The generic brand sells for $7.50. If a math teacher buys 4 bottles of ...
A Time to Die
Gerald: I think it’s time, Doc.
Vet: Well, yes it is. Sparky is due for his rabies shot.
Gerald: No, not the rabies shot.
Vet: The canine leukemia shot ...
Most Likely to Succeed
- Hey Zach, I just voted you as 'Most Likely to Succeed' for the senior superlatives.
- Really? I doubt I have a chance. I have a feeling LeBron James is going to win.
- Come on, you’ve got a great shot. What's he good at other than basketball?
- They say he's going to be the first pick of the NBA draft. He'll be a millionaire next month.
-The star athlete is popular in high school, but where will he be ten years from now?
-Look man, I don't know if my talents are as obvious to everyone.
-I notice your talents. You're great with helping others and an awesome listener.
-That's exactly what Mrs. Weiss wrote in the comment section of my report card.
-You're a leader too. Remember when you started the wave at the state basketball championship?
-Yeah, people seemed to get into that. The kid sitting behind us gave me a pat on the shoulder after.
-A lot of people quietly admire you, dude.
-Should I go tell Dan to vote for me? I may need a couple more votes to put me over the edge.
-Dan will vote for you. I bet the entire debate team will vote for you.
-Should I start writing an acceptance speech? Do I get to give a speech if I win?
-I don't think so, but your name goes in the yearbook after the thirty-page basketball team section.
-My mom’s going to be so happy.
-Look there's LeBron now.
-I’ll go shake his hand so there won't be any hard feelings.
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