INTERNS WANTED AT LA PRODUCTION STUDIOby ALA ’12

Are you an intern? Do you have experience? Congratulations from all of us over here. Now come to our production studio on the corner of W 6th Street and S Western Avenue. We have a fast-paced environment. We will never ask you to get coffee and you will like that about us. We are looking for many interns to calculate market share and wear skirt suits ON FILM. When you get to the aforementioned corner, our production studio will be the bus.

That’s right, BE ON FILM. Some internships build resumes. Others launch careers. If you have an internship, it’s time to LET US FILM you stapling documents in partial lighting. Must have a variety of excellent skills. Must be comfortable. Must enjoy working with others inside a prop cubicle. Walk-ins welcome after 11pm. Get close with upper management. Merge assets and GET TAPED. We are an independent production company that really churns out the DVDs.

No applications! Five waivers! Must be 18+ to waive, 21+ to drink after waiving. College ID accepted and encouraged. This is an unpaid opportunity, emphasis on opportunity.