Bitch-Seat for XBOXby CGB ’11

Bitch-Seat is a game designed for people who are tired of making their own decisions. Below are the consumer reviews:

--”Bitch-Seat is out of control. Finally!”
--”I’ll admit that at first I was aggravated I couldn’t steer left. Then I was relieved. Relieved, and grateful.”
--”Is there anything more relaxing than sitting on the sofa with a beer in one hand and a bowl of popcorn in the other? You don’t have to hold the controller, but you can.”
--”I like pressing ‘jump’ ten seconds after the motorcycle jumps. With Bitch-Seat, I can take as long as I want.”
--”I’ve never had to make a life-or-death decision before. Bitch-Seat is a great way to prolong that streak.”
--”You can’t even control which color your bitch-seat is. The cheats only decide which CEO will decide for you. You can pick yourself, but it’s not entirely accurate.”
--”It’s addictive. I got my whole family into it. Instead of sitting silently watching TV, they watch me wave the controller, and together we shout, ‘It doesn’t work this way!’”
--”I met my wife playing Bitch-Seat on the internet. We didn’t play against each other, per se. With Bitch-Seat, it’s more like you play for internet strangers. I liked how fast she moved me.”
--”I was terrified, shocked, and nauseated. Then I realized. I had just blown up an entire city, and it wasn’t my fault. For once in my life, it wasn’t my fault.”

Bitch-Seat? Get in the back, bitch.