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Slumber Party
Seymour: What do you guys want to do?
Zach: Let’s find your Dad’s liquor and drink it!
Seymour: Cool! The only thing is: I don’t know where ...
Apathetic Jim
The classic children’s book Curious George tells the adventures of a monkey who likes to do people stuff. Less well known are the equally comic mishaps of Curious George ...
Ten Plagues
GOD: What’s the latest?
MOSES: Same as before. The Pharaoh won’t let us go.
GOD: What about the plague? Did he say anything about how I turned the Nile into a river of blood?
MOSES: Yeah, he mentioned it.
GOD: Man, I wish I could’ve seen the look on his face! Was he scared? I bet he was. How scared was he?
MOSES: He seemed a little scared…he was definitely unsettled.
GOD: Good, good. Well, there’s more where that came from. I’ve got about nine other ideas.
MOSES: You could just kill him, right?
GOD: Picture this: frogs. Frogs everywhere.
MOSES: If you killed the Pharaoh, we could leave immediately. We’re already packed.
GOD: You won’t even be able to see the ground—just frogs.
MOSES: We could be on the road tonight.
GOD: When the Pharaoh opens up his sock drawer, guess what jumps out?
MOSES: I’m going to go unpack.
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