Hostess

What restaurant owners think could happen:

UGLY HOSTESS: Hi, how many?
PATRON: Jesus- never mind. (leaves hungrily)

At a Wedding

- Father?
- Yes, my son?
- Do you ever think sometimes about how life is meaningless?
- Yes. Now finish your vows.

The Diary of Francisco Pizarro

August 6 – Land ho! We have nearly reached the New World, and the crew is positively giddy with anticipation and scarlet fever. The only thing we love more than the ...