On a Deathbed
Grandfather: I love you, son.
Man: I love you, dad. I love you so much. Please just stay with me.
Grandfather: I want you to remember me by these final ...
Sweet Sixteen Speech
My Speech for Tonight
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen. It seems like only yesterday that my daughter was ...
Screen Name
- Well it was nice to meet you man.
- You too, let’s keep in touch.
- Alright, what’s your screen-name?
- It’s NBABaller1789.
- Cool, good screen-name.
- Thanks, so what’s ...
Point / Counterpoint
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. – Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was creating an undetectable world of fire somewhere beneath the Earth’s crust. – Richard Downing, geologist
