Ancient Greek Match.com
hottiewidaboddie9: im so excited to meet you tomoro. how will i no its u?
ZeusGodOfThunder: I shall be the almighty God brimming with an unearthly light and carrying many lightning ...
Indiana Jones
STUDENT: Professor Jones, did you get a chance to grade our papers this weekend?
JONES: [Glances at the Pharaoh’s Diamond in his pocket and smiles] No, I…I didn ...
Commencement Speech at My Dog College
Well, you did it guys. You graduated! (Loud barking) Heel! Heel, Fletcher! Spray him, Professor Randolph! Great. Perfect. Congratulations once again.
When I founded this Dog College four years ago ...
Facts
Disturbing fact:
One recent study found that seventy percent of people with genital herpes contracted the virus from a partner with no visible signs of an outbreak.
More disturbing fact:
This means that thirty percent of people contracted the virus from someone who they could clearly see had a genital herpes outbreak.
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