Safety Warning
Welcome aboard passengers, and thank you for choosing Odyssey Spacelines for your commercial space flight needs. We know you don’t have a choice in commercial space flight providers, but ...
Kid Phantom
Episode synopses from Kid Phantom, the CW’s new show about the life of a teenaged Phantom of the Opera.
THE DETENTION
Phantom gets Saturday detention with five of his ...
Sudoku
- Mind helping me with this fiendish sudoku?
- Not a problem. Let’s see . . . you can put a 9 there.
- Here? I can’t because of this other 9 here.
- Sure ...
Interview Formality
- You seem well qualified. We’re almost done. At this point in the interview I’m required to ask if you are a user of any controlled or illegal substances.
- Are you some kind of a witch?
- Excuse me?
- Why are you looking at me with that witch stare, witch?
- Are you on drugs right now?
- I am on one drug right now.
- You realize there’s no way I can give you this job, right?
- It would be one thing if I had to quit drugs for this job, but I would never work for a witch.
| Great Movies | Martian Invasion |
| Heat Gear | Rejection Letter |
| Mars and Venus | Budget Cut Speech |
| Domestic Abuse | Facts |
| Math Problems | Floor Dude |
