Headhunter
- Hello, Mr. Jefferies. I am a headhunter representing the Reamson Corporation and--
- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
- Mr. Jefferies?
- HEADHUNTER! HEADHUNTER! HEAD HUNTERRR!!!
- You don’t understand, Mr. Jefferies.
- Oh I understand perfectly. A ...
Craig in Paris
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August 29, 2008
A Confession
Hey all,
Sorry about not blogging in a while, but I just want to get something off my chest: the trip to ...
Stars
Jane: Thanks for taking me out here, Roy. It’s so beautiful.
Roy: There’s hardly any light pollution this far out. Hey, a shooting star!
Jane: Make a wish ...
Indiana Jones
STUDENT: Professor Jones, did you get a chance to grade our papers this weekend?
JONES: [Glances at the Pharaoh’s Diamond in his pocket and smiles] No, I…I didn’t have the time.
STUDENT: [Whispering to classmate] This guy sucks.
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