Craig in Paris
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August 29, 2008
A Confession
Hey all,
Sorry about not blogging in a while, but I just want to get something off my chest: the trip to ...
Budget Cut Speech
Hello,
I was elected on the promise that I would cut the US Budget, and by God I am going to do it. My critics said this was an impossible ...
Kid Phantom
Episode synopses from Kid Phantom, the CW’s new show about the life of a teenaged Phantom of the Opera.
THE DETENTION
Phantom gets Saturday detention with five of his ...
Headhunter
- Hello, Mr. Jefferies. I am a headhunter representing the Reamson Corporation and--
- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
- Mr. Jefferies?
- HEADHUNTER! HEADHUNTER! HEAD HUNTERRR!!!
- You don’t understand, Mr. Jefferies.
- Oh I understand perfectly. A headhunter is someone businesses hire when they need a position filled externally. You’re hiring me for the Vice President job at Reamson, presumably?
- Well I can’t make a formal offer yet. But, yes, Reamson is very interested.
- I see.
- In fact---
- [stabbing] TAKE THAT YOU STUPID HEADHUNTER YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TURNED AROUND!!!
| The Genius of Podd | Marriage Proposal |
| Safety Warning | Slumber Party |
| Most Likely to Succeed | Twins |
| Boundary | Warren Buffett |
| Pokémon | My Literotica.com Story |
