Ten Plagues
GOD: What’s the latest?
MOSES: Same as before. The Pharaoh won’t let us go.
GOD: What about the plague? Did he say anything about how I turned the ...
Career Day
So, for this year’s Career Day, I’ve brought in my mom, or as you guys may know her, Ms. Jameson, our fifth period math teacher:
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So, the first ...
Domestic Abuse
A conversation between a man on trial for domestic abuse and his attorney, before the trial, which they lost:
ATTORNEY: You can’t wear that to the trial.
MAN: What ...
Great Movies
Men and women like different movies, but Hollywood has introduced a new hybrid genre that anyone can enjoy. Below, snippets from some upcoming films:
—A man removes a red velvet ring box from his pocket. He is going to propose. Then, suddenly, from his other pocket he takes out a green velvet ring box. One box has a ring. The other box has a bomb. The woman has to choose within fifteen seconds. If she chooses the right box, she can spend the next fifteen minutes of the movie picking out a wedding dress.
—A woman, crying, gets into a taxi headed for the airport. A man, chasing after her, gets into a second taxi, saying, “Follow that car!” Another man, wielding a machete, gets into a third taxi and says: “Go to the airport or die!” A tank, commanded by the male love interest, brings up the rear.
—A man is surrounded by his friends in a bar, and they make a bet that he has one month to find a girlfriend who is a brunette because he has mostly dated blondes. Meanwhile, in another part of the bar, a female Russian spy with brown hair looks for an American male with moderate to low intelligence to use as a decoy boyfriend. Meanwhile, in a top-secret part of the bar, the President gives an order to shoot and kill all Russian spies.
