Most Likely to Succeed
- Hey Zach, I just voted you as 'Most Likely to Succeed' for the senior superlatives.
- Really? I doubt I have a chance. I have a feeling LeBron James is going ...
Safety Warning
Welcome aboard passengers, and thank you for choosing Odyssey Spacelines for your commercial space flight needs. We know you don’t have a choice in commercial space flight providers, but ...
Sitcom: CONFLICT
This ethnically, politically, and socially valuable “Now” statement deals with a woman of the eighties trying desperately to cope with the “situation” of “today” while simultaneously trying to raise, but ...
Domestic Abuse
A conversation between a man on trial for domestic abuse and his attorney, before the trial, which they lost:
ATTORNEY: You can’t wear that to the trial.
MAN: What’s wrong with my wifebeater? I like my wifebeater.
ATTORNEY: I wish you would stop saying that.
MAN: But that’s what it’s called. A wifebeater.
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| Superstitious | Hostess |
| Hardy Boys | Pet Cemetery |
| First World Problems | Steve Loves Doritos |
| Henry Frick | Horatio Alger |
