At the Movies
On the Road…Again?
Harold Perelman
As award season approaches, expect a new crop of Oscar bait to roll into your local cinemá. Aside from the usual foreign flicks and ...
Marriage Proposal
Man: There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you for a while now.
Woman: Yes?
Man: Um . . . ha, okay. This is really nerve-racking. I’m really nervous.
Woman ...
Budget Cut Speech
Hello,
I was elected on the promise that I would cut the US Budget, and by God I am going to do it. My critics said this was an impossible ...
Cybering
drummerbro24: hey, what’s up?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: hi, sugar ;)
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: A/S/L?
drummerbro24: asl
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: hehe, same time!
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: 18/f/FL
drummerbro24: 24 m florida
drummerbro24: yaaaahh, florida!
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: So funny!!
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: What’s your name? ;)
drummerbro24: whats ur name
drummerbro24: matt
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I’m Jennifer! Pleased to make your aqcuaintance ;)
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: so Matt what are u up to tonite??? ;)
drummerbro24: Nuttin.
drummerbro24: Sittin at comp.
drummerbro24: horny.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Oh really? ;) and why may I ask are u so horny?
drummerbro24: Cuz of u.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I hope it’s not little old me . . . ;)
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Oh, hehe, you’re sweet
drummerbro24: want to cyber?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Hehe, I’m up for anything.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: What are you wearing?
drummerbro24: I’m licking ur clit and ur gettin so wet.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Oh, hehe, okay!
drummerbro24: Im naked.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Mmmm . . . ;)
drummerbro24: Aaaaaaaaaa ur suckin my 10 inch cock and im fukin u hard
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Mmmm, how big’s your cock big boy? ;)
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Oh, hehe, nm.
drummerbro24: 1 foot shlong.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Mmmm, I put on some Justin Timberlake and dance in front of you in my lingerie.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Mmmm, you make me feel so sexy ;)
drummerbro24: I’M CUMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGG!!!
drummerbro24: CUMMMMMMMMIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!
drummerbro24: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drummerbro24: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
drummerbro24: AAAAAAAAAAAAa
drummerbro24: did you cum too?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yes ;)
drummerbro24: Yah!
drummerbro24: btw i saw JT live. He was great
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: OMG! I saw him last weekend tooo!!!
drummerbro24: Word?? at the palladium?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: So funny!
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: OMG! OMG! yes, he was amazing!
drummerbro24: he was so sickk.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: OMG! Where were you sitting?
drummerbro24: 1st row.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: OMG OMG OMG! ME TOO!
drummerbro24: Where were u sittin?
drummerbro24: Whut, crazy.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Wait.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: You’re not Matt Wilson are you?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Matt?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: ?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: ...
drummerbro24: Greg?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Holy shit!
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Oh man.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: man
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Hey
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Matt
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: What’s up with you.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: …
drummerbro24: greg…is this you
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yeah, hey bro, what’s up.
drummerbro24: nuttin.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yeah, cool, same with me.
drummerbro24: cool
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yeah.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Did you do math yet?
drummerbro24: yeah
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Cool cool
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I thought it was hard.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I thought the last question was really hard.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Did you get the last question?
drummerbro24: Yeah.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Cool
drummerbro24: you had to know it was a special triangle.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: yeah, exactly, i was trying to solve it just by its angles.
drummerbro24: yeah you can’t do that.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: yeah, i thought you could
drummerbro24: so dude…
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: but you couldn’t.
drummerbro24: you didn’t really cum right?
drummerbro24: like actually cum?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: ummm…
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: no
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I didn’t
drummerbro24: Ok, cool, great.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yeah
drummerbro24: I didn’t cum either.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: cool
drummerbro24: If you wanted to know.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: sure
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: yeah, cool
drummerbro24: cool
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: that’s good
drummerbro24: alright well
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I’m gonna finish up my work.
drummerbro24: time to go to bed
drummerbro24: yeah
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: right
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: yeah
drummerbro24: peace man
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Sleep tight.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Sleep tight Matt.
drummerbro24: dude
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