Black Belts
Western Martial Arts institutions are often criticized when compared to their Japanese counterparts for awarding black belts too commonly. This is especially problematic at youth karate tournaments.
Alvin: Hey—are ...
The Diary of Francisco Pizarro
August 6 – Land ho! We have nearly reached the New World, and the crew is positively giddy with anticipation and scarlet fever. The only thing we love more than the ...
My Literotica.com Story
Pitter-patter, pitter-patter: thus spoke the undersides of her ample bosom, as they romantically slapped her ribcage. Sloop plop plop; patter patter patter. I was finally sexing my neighbor – who was ...
Crazy Parents
Insane parents are a huge problem for all of us. But are your parents crazy in a comedy way, or a regular way? Find out by comparing your situation to the ones below.
Comedy Crazy
[Setting – a banquet hall where a party is taking place]
Son: I really hope that nobody embarrasses me at my birthday party.
Dad: BUTTONS FOR SALE! BUTTONS FOR SALE!
Regular Crazy
[Setting – a bedroom at four o’clock in the morning]
Dad: Son, wake up.
Son: Dad?
Dad: Come downstairs. [silently leaves room]
[Downstairs, dad is sitting at the kitchen table]
Son: Dad? What’s going—
Dad: LimbAA. Dangwee. Lon-gagu. LON-GA-GA-GA-GA.
Mom: [rushing in] Oh Jesus, his bottle of anti-psychotic medicine is completely full. Jesus, Jesus.
| Career Day | A Time to Die |
| Point / Counterpoint | Sitcom: CONFLICT |
| Skateboarding Remembered | Pokémon Battle |
| At a Wedding | Sudoku |
| Domestic Abuse | The Athenian Assembly |
