Mars and Venus
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, where is all this fucking going on?
Ancient Greek Match.com
hottiewidaboddie9: im so excited to meet you tomoro. how will i no its u?
ZeusGodOfThunder: I shall be the almighty God brimming with an unearthly light and carrying many lightning ...
Top Amusement Park Rides, 1930
The Shaking Box
Spinning around
Sound pictures
Popped Corn
Chinese Cinderella
CINDERELLA: [tries on shoe]
EMPEROR: Perfect fit. I know from moment I walk into pagoda that it be your tiny, tapered foot that fit in slipper. Let us be gone from here, we marry tomorrow.
EVIL STEPSISTER 2: [shoving Cinderella out of the way] My foot fit too!
EMPEROR: That strange. I guess it you after all.
EVIL STEPSISTER 1: Hey, so does mine!
EVIL STEPMOTHER: Wow, me too!
GRANDMOTHER: I fit both my feet in shoe at same time. That count?
AUNT: It is perfect fit for me as well.
EVIL STEPSISTER 1: Can you believe? We all going to be princess!
EMPEROR: Alright, everyone into carriage.
