Pool Cleaner
WOMAN: Hey there. Orlando, right? How’s the cleaning going?
ORLANDO: Pretty good. I was just checking the outflow levels.
WOMAN: Really? How are they? Hey—do you want a ...
Kid Phantom
Episode synopses from Kid Phantom, the CW’s new show about the life of a teenaged Phantom of the Opera.
THE DETENTION
Phantom gets Saturday detention with five of his ...
Karoake
What I always hope my friends will say when I get back to our table after doing karaoke:
“Did you take voice lessons when you were younger?”
“Have you ever ...
Budget Cut Speech
Hello,
I was elected on the promise that I would cut the US Budget, and by God I am going to do it. My critics said this was an impossible task, but here are a few simple things that nobody would even miss that much.
1. $5 billion on faster scorpions: CUT THIS!
2. $100 billion on machines that create bad dreams for all Americans: CUT!
3. $200 billion for The National Woman Hitting League: NOT ON MY WATCH!
God Bless You, and God Bless America.
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