Martian Invasion
Greetings human teenagers. Do not finger-turn your radio dials, nor adjust the rotation of your phonographic players – for I, Yorton, ruler of Mars, wielder of technology, have momentarily interrupted your ...
Mars and Venus
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, where is all this fucking going on?
The Too Cool Club
Hey Gang! Here’s the rundown: my house, 7:30pm, the first meeting of the Too Cool Club. My mom will cook up some mozzarella sticks and we can talk ...
Apathetic Jim
The classic children’s book Curious George tells the adventures of a monkey who likes to do people stuff. Less well known are the equally comic mishaps of Curious George’s younger brother, Apathetic Jim.
Apathetic Jim Visits the Zoo: The Man with the Yellow Hat takes Jim to the Town Zoo. His cousin monkeys all have welts from where the Zookeeper beats them at night. Jim gets a tummy ache from eating too many peanuts.
Apathetic Jim Gets a Bike: It’s Jim’s thirteenth birthday and the Man with the Yellow Hat buys him a shiny new bike with a big white basket. “We’re all just molecules,” Jim reflects.
Apathetic Jim Makes a Friend: It’s a hot summer day so Jim goes to Sandy Beach. He sees a little boy crying as a trapped turtle slowly dies beneath the noonday sun.
Apathetic Jim Visits the Nursing Home: Jim’s class takes a trip to Dewey Leaf Senior Center. Jim is asked to perform four assisted suicides and wins the Big Bingo Tournament.
Apathetic Jim Flies a Kite: It’s a beautiful day for kite flying. The Man with the Yellow Hat takes Jim to Happy Park. The kites dance playfully overhead, just like dust in the wind.
Apathetic Jim at the Fair: The Man with the Yellow Hat takes Jim to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl. Jim has the time of his life but derives no lasting happiness. As he steps off the ride he trips and falls, but luckily he isn’t hurt.
Pokémon | Family Photo |
Mars and Venus | Sexual Harassment Memo |
Steve Loves Doritos | The Dating Team |
Facts | At the Movies |
Paternity Test | Warren Buffett |