Martian Invasion

Greetings human teenagers. Do not finger-turn your radio dials, nor adjust the rotation of your phonographic players – for I, Yorton, ruler of Mars, wielder of technology, have momentarily interrupted your ...

Mars and Venus

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, where is all this fucking going on?

The Too Cool Club

Hey Gang! Here’s the rundown: my house, 7:30pm, the first meeting of the Too Cool Club. My mom will cook up some mozzarella sticks and we can talk ...