Rejection Letter
Dear Brent,
It is with sincere regret that I must inform you that I cannot go out with you. Though dinner on Saturday sounds enticing, I am unable to accept ...
Sudoku
- Mind helping me with this fiendish sudoku?
- Not a problem. Let’s see . . . you can put a 9 there.
- Here? I can’t because of this other 9 here.
- Sure ...
A Guide for the Freshmen of This College, 1670
1. No freshman shall act in a manner unbecoming of a scholar.
2. No freshman shall speak to his senior with his hat on.
3. No freshman shall lean at ...
Klansman
In order to find out whether or not a person is a member of the Klan, Klansmen often say “AYAK,” which stands for “Are you a Klansman?” If the person is one, he’ll respond by saying “AKIA,” which stands for “A Klansman I am.” It’s probably pretty awkward when the person isn’t a member.
-Hi, how are you?
-I’m good thanks. Just filling her up.
-Ah, same over here. Just a lazy Sunday.
-Yes sir.
-…
-…
-Ayak.
-What?
-Hello!
