Black Belts
Western Martial Arts institutions are often criticized when compared to their Japanese counterparts for awarding black belts too commonly. This is especially problematic at youth karate tournaments.
Alvin: Hey—are ...
Euros
Everyone said the Euro would make travel easier, but it’s given me nothing but grief.
- I’ll take the baguette. How much?
- La baguette frais cinq euros.
- No, I- ...
Karoake
What I always hope my friends will say when I get back to our table after doing karaoke:
“Did you take voice lessons when you were younger?”
“Have you ever ...
Oedipus Complex
According to Freudian theory, all boys unconsciously desire to murder their fathers and sleep with their mothers.
– Listen, son. I know what you’re going through.
– Dad what are you talking about?
– Your mother. I felt the same way about my mammy when I was your age.
– Not this again.
– I’m not angry. Your mother is very desirable. A busty woman.
– Jesus, Dad. This was gross when I was ten. I have a family now.
– I’ll bet you want to squeeze them. Bat ‘em around a bit. We Freuds love to squeeze.
– Ok kids, time for grandpa’s nap.
– You’ll never murder me! I am immortal.
| Headhunter | The Song of Summer |
| Letters I Wrote Before I Understood How Letters Worked | Superstitious |
| Marriage Proposal | Cybering |
| Heat Gear | Steve Loves Doritos |
| Hostess | Sexual Harassment Memo |
