Author:SHR ’06–’07


Comedy

Math Problems

Unit 4 Test
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A name-brand bottle of rum costs $12.95. The generic brand sells for $7.50. If a math teacher buys 4 bottles of generic rum each week, how much does he save each month? How much does he save each year? How much money does the teacher save over the course of 11 years?

A math teacher’s new apartment is approximately 12 ft. long and 5 ft. wide and the bathroom takes up 50% of the apartment. A normal, human-sized bed is 6 ft. by 3 ft. Does he have enough room for a standard bed? Or will he have to sleep in some kind of dog bed?

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Slumber Party

Seymour: What do you guys want to do?
Zach: Let’s find your Dad’s liquor and drink it!
Seymour: Cool! The only thing is: I don’t know where the old man keeps his booze.
Brian: Well, let’s split up and look for it! There are six of us. One of us is bound to find it.
Seymour: Awesome, let’s do it!
(five minutes later)
Zach: I found it! It was in the first place I looked!
Brian: Really? I found some too.
Mike: ...Me too. Look.
Kevin: I...I also found some alcohol.
Seymour: Everyone found alcohol? I don’t understand…where did you guys look?
Zach: Under the bed.
Brian: In the medicine cabinet.
Josh ...

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