Stars

Jane: Thanks for taking me out here, Roy. It’s so beautiful.
Roy: There’s hardly any light pollution this far out. Hey, a shooting star!
Jane: Make a wish, honey!
Roy: Alright… there.
Jane: I feel like I could kiss you all night. Does that mean your wish came true?
Keith Richards: Hello Roy.
Roy: Oh man!
Jane: Oh. I thought you were going to wish for me to-
Roy: Look, another!
Mick Jagger: Have a cold one, mate.
Roy: Wow!
Jane: I want to go home, Roy.
Roy: Be quiet for a second honey, you’re breaking my concentration.
Jane: You jerk! Okay, there! Now I’ve seen a shooting star, and I’m going to wish for ...

Euros

Everyone said the Euro would make travel easier, but it’s given me nothing but grief.

- I’ll take the baguette. How much?
- La baguette frais cinq euros.
- No, I- I… will take… the baguette.
- C’est cinq euros, monsieur.
- Baguette. Buy. Buy.

- Dinner was lovely, thanks. What do I owe you?
- La comida cuesta treinta y cinco euros.
- Yes, euros, how many?
- Eh, how you say, thirty five euros?
- I only brought four.

- How much for a gondola ride?
- Quattro euros.
- Great. Before we leave, I should let you know that I will get a panic attack and fall out of the boat if the ride is any longer than ten minutes. Can you make sure this doesn’t ...