Safety Warning

Welcome aboard passengers, and thank you for choosing Odyssey Spacelines for your commercial space flight needs. We know you don’t have a choice in commercial space flight providers, but frankly we’re just surprised you trust your lives to this very, very new technology. I’m still scared to flush the toilets in this thing.

Your captain today will be Astronaut Guy Haber, who wants you to know that even though he dreamt of conquering new galaxies in the name of science and human progress, he’s perfectly happy carting the über rich around on sightseeing trips of the upper atmosphere.

Here at Odyssey Spacelines, safety is our top priority, followed closely by making sure we are not liable ...