- You seem well qualified. We’re almost done. At this point in the interview I’m required to ask if you are a user of any controlled or illegal substances.
- Are you some kind of a witch?
- Excuse me?
- Why are you looking at me with that witch stare, witch?
- Are you on drugs right now?
- I am on one drug right now.
- You realize there’s no way I can give you this job, right?
- It would be one thing if I had to quit drugs for this job, but I would never work for a witch.
Read more →
It was the summer of 1999, and the entire nation was grooving to Smash Mouth’s “All Star.” Citizens who weren’t grooving to “All Star” would have been considered treasonous, but even the most violent anarchists loved “All Star.”
But of all the millions of people who went and bought the whole album, it was me that Astro Lounge really spoke to. Everything I did that summer had a track off the album I associated with it—“Can’t get enough of you baby?” That summer I couldn’t get enough of any baby.
Now it may have been over a decade ago, but it’s because of Astro Lounge that I remember who my best friends were in ...
Read more →
